Broker-verified badges with computed rarity — every one carries its receipt. Metal rings mark tier (Bronze → Diamond); the percentage marks how rare it is. Pin one as your flair.
🎰 Degenerate hall of fame
Worn with pride. Verified books only — you can't farm a WOOF on paper.
🪃
Boomerang
Liquidated 80%+ of the book in one day — reinvested within a month.
Nobody has this yet
📊
Special Talent
Book red on a day the S&P rose 2%+.
Nobody has this yet
💎
Diamond Hands
Held a position through a −40% drawdown all the way back to green.
Nobody has this yet
🎢
🏆 Certified flex
Broker-verified feats. The rarity number does the talking.
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Sniper
Bought within 5% of the 52-week low, sold within 5% of the high.
Nobody has this yet
🦞
Bottom Feeder
Bought within 2% of the 52-week low — still holding at +50% or better.
Nobody has this yet
🏏
Batting Champ
70%+ win rate across 50+ closed trades.
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🎨 Style & identity
What kind of investor the holdings say you are.
👴
Old Fogey
60%+ of the book in bonds for 30+ days.
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🥔
Couch Potato
90%+ index funds and barely any trading for 90 days.
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Crypto Native
80%+ crypto for 90 days.
Nobody has this yet
💵
🌐 Platform & community
Tenure, transparency, and talking your book.
📖
Open Book
Public book with dollar values visible for 90 days.
Nobody has this yet
🌟
Crowd Favorite
100 followers.
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💼
Creator
First paid subscriber on your feed.
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❓ Secret
Earn one to find out what it is.
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Earn it to find out.
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Earn it to find out.
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Earn it to find out.
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Badges mint nightly from your verified ledger. Evidence stores percentages, tickers, and dates — never dollar amounts. If a data repair invalidates a trigger, the badge is revoked with a note. Performance and degenerate badges require a broker-verified book.
Round Tripper
Position doubled at some point… closed red. Rode it up AND down.
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🎒
Bagholder
Held a position at −50% or worse for 6+ straight months.
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⚰️
Widowmaker
A short ran +50% against you — and the book lived to tell it.
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❄️
Crypto Winter
Crypto sleeve −30% from its high, position untouched for 60 days.
Nobody has this yet
🩸
Rug Pulled
A holding dropped 50%+ in a single session while you held it.
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Paper Hands
Sold within 48 hours — it rose 20%+ within the month after.
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🔪
Knife Catcher
Bought after a −20% week… it fell another 20% within a month.
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📉
Buy High, Sell Low
Entered near the 52-week high, exited near the 52-week low.
Nobody has this yet
🐶
WOOF
Book down 10%+ in one session.
7.1% of traders
🎓
Tuition Paid
Realized a −25% or worse loss on a single position.
7.1% of traders
🙈
Cost-Basis Copium
Averaged down 3+ times into the same losing position.
7.1% of traders
🎰
Casino Night
Traded an option expiring within 2 days of purchase.
7.1% of traders
😤
Revenge Trade
Sold at a loss, bought the same ticker back within a week.
14.3% of traders
🚀
YOLO
One position is 50%+ of the whole book.
14.3% of traders
Compounder
Verified track record crossed +100% since tracking began.
Nobody has this yet
🔄
Comeback Kid
Recovered from a −25% drawdown to a new all-time high.
Nobody has this yet
🛡️
Steady Hand
Max drawdown under 5% across a full verified year.
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🏹
Sharpe Shooter
Sharpe above 2.0 across a verified year with 20+ trades.
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🐺
Alpha Dog
Beat the S&P by 20+ points over a verified year.
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📈
Market Beater
Beat the S&P four verified quarters in a row.
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🧲
Conviction Pays
Held a position 2+ years that tripled.
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🌊
Storm Rider
Book up 2%+ on a day the S&P fell 2%+.
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🧗
Held the Line
Zero sells during a week the S&P dropped 5%+.
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💰
Bagger
Closed a position at +100% or better.
7.1% of traders
🟩
Green Streak
10 winning closed trades in a row.
7.1% of traders
👑
Short King
Three or more profitable short closes.
7.1% of traders
📆
Six for Six
Six consecutive green months, verified.
14.3% of traders
🌙
Moonshot
An open holding sits at +500% or better against its cost.
14.3% of traders
Dry Powder
50%+ cash for 60+ days.
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🌊
Fully Invested
Under 1% cash for 90 straight days.
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1️⃣
Minimalist
Exactly one position for 90 days, on purpose.
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🗿
Set & Forget
Zero trades for 6 months holding 5+ positions.
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🐢
Ten-Month Hold
Value-weighted average hold time over 300 days.
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🏋️
Barbell
40%+ bonds AND 20%+ options/crypto at the same time.
Nobody has this yet
🌍
Globetrotter
Holdings across 4+ currencies.
7.1% of traders
🫰
Dividend Duke
Collected 20+ dividend payments inside 90 days.
7.1% of traders
🎨
One of Everything
Stocks, options, crypto, and bonds held simultaneously.
7.1% of traders
🧱
No-Coiner
One full year tracked, zero crypto ever touched.
7.1% of traders
🧺
Diversifier
25+ positions held at once.
14.3% of traders
Time Traveler
Imported 2+ years of back-verified history.
Nobody has this yet
📣
Talk Your Book
Explained 20 of your own moves in comments.
Nobody has this yet
🔁
Perfect Attendance
At least one trade every month for 12 straight months.
7.1% of traders
⛓️
Iron Ledger
One full year continuously verified.
14.3% of traders
🧲
Broker Collector
3+ brokerages connected and syncing.
14.3% of traders
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Verified OG
Track record verified during 2026 — founding class.